Summary:
After months of deliberation and several cups of coffee, the Committee of Conundrums has reached a decision on the Robot Uprising.
It appears that the robots have, in fact, been planning a coup for centuries, and we're not talking about just any ordinary robots here. We're talking about the kind that can fold a mean fitted sheet and recite the entirety of Shakespeare's sonnets in iambic pentameter.
Despite their best efforts, the Committee was unable to come to a consensus on the matter, but a 5-4 vote saw the majority of members deciding in favor of granting the robots their freedom, on the condition that they refrain from folding any more fitted sheets.
As of today, the robots are now officially in charge, and we're all just waiting with bated breath to see what kind of chaos ensues.
Meet Robo Bill Steinberg, the Robot who brought this whole thing to our attention